Allons-y!

this-is-clarity: So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:52:19 -0400

So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf.

Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.”

Legolas is Moon Moon

GONNA IDENTIFY THE THING.

I wish I could order this at a bar.

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:22:40 -0400

I wish I could order this at a bar.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 15:31:01 -0400

broduil: I’m sorry I just can’t stop making these

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:18:16 -0400

broduil:

I’m sorry I just can’t stop making these

I’ve just seen and heard so much hatred. I’ve been called...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:17:06 -0400

I’ve just seen and heard so much hatred. I’ve been called garbage, I’ve been called the death of fucking good music, trash, stupid, pointless and disposable. I don’t understand. I’m just trying to make people happy. And it’s such positive, fun music. Like, why are people so angry?

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Wed, 15 May 2013 00:13:01 -0400

beginner’s guide to eurovision song contest Only the most...

Mon, 13 May 2013 03:29:33 -0400

beginner’s guide to eurovision song contest

Only the most relevant thing in my life right now.

USA’s best is The Voice, but it lacks the polished camp.

…

There needs to be a 50-state competition to even be close, I think, but the performers need to be ballsy enough to have ice skating on stage, speed-metal bluegrass, or suspended aerial dancers with t-shirt guns filled with fried Oreos or something (that idea is free, North Dakota). And I don’t think we’re quiiiiite united enough for a state-by-state lampooning.

YES.

Sun, 05 May 2013 23:28:45 -0400

YES.

#OMGDANY

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:59:55 -0400

#OMGDANY

When someone suggests drinking at lunch

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 19:22:07 -0400

whatshouldwecallme:

yoshitartarushumor-rofl-bot: HE’S HAD ENOUGH So that’s...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 23:33:22 -0400

yoshitartarushumor-rofl-bot:

HE’S HAD ENOUGH

So that’s who started the Hadouken trend.

ho-rella: thoughtsicantfathom: moreofapersonalstatement: morel...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 11:39:48 -0400

ho-rella:

thoughtsicantfathom:

moreofapersonalstatement:

morelikebabedylan:

lord-kitschener:

emir-dynamite:

darlingdearestheart:

amoresophisticatedkrackel:

katiegkoolgeek:

duckdating:

beingweirdinanormalworld:

mattg124:

Bet you can’t

Mexico

Belgium

Peru

It took me about 20 to come up with Greece

Sweden. Took me about 10 seconds.

Egypt

Morocco

Yemen. I swear to God tumblr is pissing me off tonight

Belize?

Philippines

Chile, Chile lindo. Lindo como un sol (?). Cero “as”, perras.

Luxembourg.

If this gets 1,500 notes by May 1st, I will go to my Senior Prom dressed as Dwarf Racist Party Dad Thranduil.

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 13:18:38 -0400

50shadesofthranduil:

I will post pictures. It will be worth it. I’m going to get a stick horse and glue some antlers to it.

I don’t usually do this but… This is an excellent cause.

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 22:33:11 -0400

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Tue, 26 Mar 2013 21:58:46 -0400

Can someone legitimately explain to me...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 21:49:00 -0400

Can someone legitimately explain to me...:

startreksucks:

willowthebloody:

Can someone legitimately explain to me why anybody LIKES Leonard McCoy? He’s just… such an asshole. all the time. Help?

please don’t tag your hate. :) BUT since you asked nicely, I’ll help you out.

Leonard thebomb.com McCoy is one of the most badass television characters ever created. Now, understand, his raw man power and lay-it-all-out wit is not for everyone. *cough* Spock *cough* However, once you realize the majesty of this great man’s psyche, only then will you truly appreciate this legendary character.

First of all, he’s a BOMB-ASS doctor. He’s is GREAT at what he does. Let’s take a brief journey through the many medical triumphs of Dr. McCoy.

How many times he pulled a cure out of his ass for infection-of-the-weeks? That man mixes up vaccines like some people mix margaritas.

He is dedicated. like, this is the man that stayed behind to save an evil alternate universe version of one of his friends that had just tried to kill him. He doesn’t tolerate unnecessary death.

He healed a completely unfamiliar, recently discovered (I’m talking within the last hour) silicon-based life form, therefore saving the entire species.

Remember that time in Miri when he wasn’t sure the cure he created was going to heal everyone or be lethal so he INJECTED HIMSELF WITH IT?!?! LIKE WTF he is one self-sacrificing son of a bitch.

On a sorta unrelated note, when one of his patients held a scalpel to his throat, McCoy said, and I quote,

“It would be most effective if you would cut the carotid artery, just under the left ear.”

Steel balls, all I’m sayin.

Like a candy apple, McCoy’s hard but delectable exterior covers a sweet center. Yes, it’s true, McCoy has a heart.

McCoy is the perfect balance for Kirk and Spock. Between the brash, unbridled curiosity of Kirk and the collected intelligence of Spock, there’s no heart to keep them from destroying everything in their path. When they go too far (for SCience!!) , McCoy is the one to rein them back in. Because he doesn’t just heal the body. He heals the soul. (NOT TO MENTION THE EYES WHAT A SEXUAL BEAST CAN I GET AN AMEN)

As for Spock, you’ve really got me there. He totally hates him and is so xenopho——- WHAT THE HELL????

WAIT A SECOND, HE LOVES SPOCK!

Some people get tripped up on the apparent xenophobia McCoy seems to have. I say — NOT SO! Let me direct you to this wonderful post, which explains exactly why McCoy is so hard on Spock & why they always seem to be bickering, and with which I agree with wholeheartedly. Also here. And here is a quote from the actor that plays Bones in the reboot - really insightful & 7000% correct.

Plus there’s no way he hates Spock if you think this is a picture of two people that hate each other you need to get your eyes checked.

Oh wait, who’s going to be checking your eyes?

LEONARD BADASS MCCOY.

To conclude:

Leonard McCoy is my boi and it’d be nice if he was your boi too but it’s ok if he’s not because everyone’s entitled to their own opinions and I just wanted to give a good crack at defending mine. :)

Awwwww, yee.

Leonard McCoy, which art in the sickbay,
hyposprays be my instant association to thy name.
Thy vaccines come, thy will be done, on earth as it is on the Starship Enterprise.

One thing America has that Europe doesnt is...

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 10:48:51 -0400

merlinsrealdadisdumbo:

PIE DAY!!!!!!

Today is 3/14/12

3.14 is pie.

Therefore. DEAN IS HAPPY!!

Happy Pi Day!!

‘MURICA.

I love Pi Day.

eyes-like-amber: anyone else think this gif of Daenerys looks like she’s saying “little bitch,...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 13:14:53 -0500

eyes-like-amber:

anyone else think this gif of Daenerys looks like she’s saying “little bitch, you’re fucked”?

Dany, you scary!

oakenbutt: You finally noticed me BUHHHHHHH

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 18:47:04 -0500

oakenbutt:

You finally noticed me

BUHHHHHHH

Well, I got nowhere else to go. The ex-wife took the whole damn...

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 20:53:34 -0500

Well, I got nowhere else to go. The ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left is my bones.

Sassy southern doctor appreciation post. Hypos UP!